Hurry hurry! Buy now while socks last!
"Amazing Stories of Blues and Soul" Edinburgh Fringe tickets are now on sale - and they're being snapped up faster than a shinbone sandwich at an alligator farm.
With just a couple of months to go before the Mixers' spectacular stage revue opens at the Edinburgh Fringe, excited fans are already clamouring for the hottest tickets in town.
"The early bird catches the worm", commented Kenneth B Woode, Head of Fungible Assets at Ken Wood Worldwide Trading Inc. "But then again, the second mouse gets the cheese. You pays your money and you takes your chance."
"Enough of the lame PR filler," writes Mrs Elsie Bogwarbler of Horncastle in Lincolnshire. "Give me that link. I hear that the show is running every day at 16.45 from 5 August to 13 August, and with tickets at only £11/£9 they are practically giving them away. "
Hot damn, she's right. Here is the link. Click and buy, folks, click and buy.