Holy smoke! Bishop Ken blesses the Village Inn

Bemused punters at the Village Inn in Nailsworth (brilliant pub - ed) were treated to a rare appearance by Ken's holy twin brother, His Grace Ken the Bishop of Bop. His Grace led the Mixers choir in a spirited rendition of "Night Train" before disappearing into the crypt to gargle with communion wine. "I've been defrocked more times than a shopwindow dummy, but ! still come up boppin' every time", commented his Grace. "now hand me that king-size hand-round chasuble before I blow my cork"