It's time to introduce the band...
Now's the chance to settle that old pub argument about who's
your favourite Mixer, with eye-popping pics and pithy pen portraits of the boys
in the band. You'll notice that they are
all hideously ugly except one (and we all know which one that is)
Choose your fave Mixer to find out more :
Bob #Bob Darth #Darth Ketch #Ketch Wayne #Wayne Ken #Ken
DIFFERENT BOB
Bass, vocals
The most eccentric musician since Syd Barrett (who at
least had the excuse of being potty), Bob's pounding bass is the driving force
behind the Mixers' barnstorming beat (when he remembers to play it). Bob seldom strays far from the mike -
handling lead vocal on his own self-penned pop classics or weaving his slightly
weird harmonies behind Ketch or Ken.
DARTH WHIRLPOOL
Drums
Possibly the greatest drummer ever to come out of South Shields - well, certainly in the top 500 - Darth
has to be the fastest thing on four skins.
Hell, the rest of us can hardly keep up.
Darth is a high-tech wizard, and he can programme his space-age
electronic kit to reproduce hundreds of different sounds - including,
occasionally, the sound of a drum kit..
CAPTAIN KETCH
Guitar, vocal
Guitar hero Ketch has been twanging his G string with the
Mixers since answering an ad in the Nottingham
branch of Selectadisc in 1980. Hearts
melt when the moody, mellifluous and magnificent Ketch steps up to the
microphone to take lead vocal, and invites the ladies to turn up his Canon Gas
Miser. Well, they did in 1982, anyway.
WAYNE FURY
Tenor and alto sax
T h e sultan of the saxophone - Wayne 's
stage act is a kama sutra of the sax, pl aying
in every conceivable position (including upside down). Wayne
started as the Mixers' drummer, but after buying his first sax from a broken
shop in 1981 progressed via a period of pregnant Walrus imitations to the
blazing alto and tenor maestro we know today.
KENNETH B WOODE
Vocal, harp
Objects demolished by Ken's whirling dervish frontman style
over the years include beer glasses, light fittings, mike stands, an entire
stage and memorably - a 72 gallon beer
barrel. Ken has turned his hand - very
badly - to guitar, slide guitar, harp, vocal, drums and (very, very badly) even
fiddle over the years. Is now not
allowed near anything bigger than a harmonica.